Breathe…
How hard can it be? Just take a breath in… hold it and give it out… C’mon it’s easy…
I.. can’t…
Tch tch… you are really disappointing me. And to think it was done to ME… scourge of seven hells – bound to a pussy…
Wh… what are you talking…
So, someone can breathe! That’s all the thanks I get for posessing your pathetic body and make it swim to nearest shore. Just to let it die when I thought it was all safe and sound. Yeah you may have breathed a little salty water but come on… what’s that when you compare it to death and because I’m dead I can make this comparison and by the Jove buddy being dead sucks…
…
So giving us silent treatment are we… Bravo! Bravo! (Claps furiously) Remind me to not to save you after.
*Coughs and vomits*
EEeeewww… ok being alive may suck more than being dead – sometimes.
Who are you?
We are stupid AND deaf aren’t we… I’m a lord of hell, scourger of souls, head torturer of Lucifer Morningstar… the whole meat dude I’m the one out there…
Yet you are here… why?
Erm… there is a business involving a succubus and… erm… she was his favourite concubine…
His wife you mean?
NO! I mean… practically yes but there are no marital bondages in Hell… other kinds of bondage yes… marital no…
What’s your name anyway?
HA! Like I’ll give my true name to anyone. I’ll pass thank you…
But what’ll I call you?
Ah… good point… Then… Tyrant would be good?
Pleased to meetcha, name’s Bob…
Bob the Dense ok, duly noted.
Dense?
You are trying to shake hands with a spirit, asshole. Now get your freezing butt moving to a nearby settlement.
Ah… yes… reasonable…
But OF course!
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